I love black thongs
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
