You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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