Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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