fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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