walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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