I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my being single is dangerous.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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