You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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