Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize