apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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