so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
