I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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