just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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