problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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