yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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