Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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