new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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