ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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