last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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