More tranny stories later!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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