Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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