when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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