Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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