im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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