**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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