Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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