you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
whose ass print is on the piano?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I forget how to act sober
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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