Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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