Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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