I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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