It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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