you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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