u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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