Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So squirting runs in the family.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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