I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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