I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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