Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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