Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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