For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
