Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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