Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Less talking, more tequila
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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