I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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