i may or may not be watching the land before time
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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