I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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