How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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