just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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