The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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