so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
