that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How does it feel to date your dad?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
