Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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