anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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