real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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